Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.

"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"

by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018

Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass

"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015

Snake

Alive wiggly penis aka the best kind of penis

Person 1: I love my snake

by Wkbdwjaondbsb November 13, 2022

Snake

A dirty, filthy, whore who should NOT be trusted. Girls who go behind their "best friends" backs and tell lies, spread rumors, and cause drama. Stay AWAY FROM THEM.

"Tidbit and Boomerang are both snakes. They have multiple best friends that they all talk shit about and spread rumors about. Do. Not. Trust. Them."

by Laqueesha Latreese June 22, 2017

Snake

If you ever meet a snake her name is most likely Alyssa 😩😩 she will 100% be less swagger then you do honestly just drop her while you can. Although, in the end she probably does love you. So, marry her.

“That snake named Alyssa is so not swag. I’m superior.”

by Swag rat March 27, 2021

angry snake

when your having sex and push your woman on the ground and tie her legs and scream im going to go have sex with your mother/sister she will chase you like a angry snake

john: i gave a sally a angry snake last night i screamed her mothers name
zack: cool dude

by forkman11 March 12, 2022