April 26th

April 26th is National Fuck a Nathan Day.

Grab your bestest friend Nathan & have some fun!

“Hey Nathan, want to fuck?”
“No Why”
“It’s April 26th, which is National Fuck a Nathan Day”

by swishergirl April 27, 2024

April 28th, 1995

The day an absolute legendary singer, Melanie Martinez, was born. Everyone should dedicate every April 28th to her.

Crybaby: April 28th, 1995 was my favorite day.
Other Guy: Why?
Crybaby: You wouldn't get it.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023

april 22

national minecraft day.
the national day of what is arguably the best video game out there.

gamer: what day is it?
gamer2: april 22nd, lets go play minecraft

by Wilbur_Gold (he/him) November 7, 2022

April 5th

National roast day

Person 1:It's April 5th!
Person 2:Imma roast U then

by just_a_chill_dude March 15, 2025

April 29th

Nation show your bro your dick day

Yo, its April 29th u know what time it is.

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

The World Ends in April

A book by Stacy McAnulty that is awesome!! Your so bored that you decided to google The World Ends in April on urban dictionary since you love that book or maybe you don't know that it is a book and you typed this in March and you want the world to end in April because you ruined your entire life. But it's probably the book because nobody actually wants the world to end. So basically this book is about a girl who reads a website created by a Harvard person and it claims that an asteroid is going to hit the Earth in April and the main character, Eleanor, finds herself, and her best friend, Mack, leading the TEOTWAWKI (the end of the world as we know it) club and she needs to find a way to protect her, Mack, and everyone else in the TEOTWAWKI club. Here's Google's summary: Eleanor Dross knows a thing or two about the end of the world, thanks to a survivalist grandfather who stockpiles freeze-dried food and supplies–just in case. So when she reads about a Harvard scientist's prediction that an asteroid will strike Earth in April, Eleanor knows her family will be prepared.

Person: im bored. im gonna type the best book in the world in urban dictionary. oh, someone actually decided to define this awesome book!
OR
Human Being: i totally just ruined my life and it's march so im gonna urban dictionary search the world ends in april. it's a book? cool, im gonna totally read it later. (and u should!!!)

by y u looking at my name??? April 13, 2022