Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 5, 2020

Skibidi Toilet Lore

a series revolving around an endless war between toilets and hardware heads. The series develops through the toilets and the hardware heads teaming up to battle a new and powerful enemy; the Astro Toilets. The series is still ongoing.

Person: Yo skibidi toilet lore is crazy
Person2: Nah dah shit nonexistent

by DefinerDefender December 7, 2024

Cuck toilet

A toilet that is in the same space with sauna.

Do you mind if I use the cuck toilet while you're in the sauna?

by Sanastojeesus May 1, 2025

spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.

Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!

by Pbndick March 12, 2017

Sigmadi Toilet

A sigmadi toilet refers to the most sigma and skibidi of them all, perhaps maybe even rizzy and in ohio

Brendan I can tell you are the destined Sigmadi Toilet

by IamIamHi March 11, 2024

skibidi toilet

a type of brainrot content from the deepest pits of hell made by one fucker called dafuqboom
mostly watched by clinically retarded gen alpha mfs that always says those "brr skibidi dop dop dop" bullshit
dealing with a ST kid will definitely make you go so batshit insane that mental asylums can't cure it & will make you go on a killing spree
basically the internet version of a zombie virus

dad: hey sonnie what r you watching
his braindead kid: skibidi toilet
dad: stop watching that, its harmful
his braindead kid: whyy?????? its so fun!!!1!1!1! skibidi dop dop yes yes skidbid y
dad: i said stop
his braindead kid: nooo!!!!!! its very fun!!!!!1!!11!
dad: stop it or else you're not gonna see the light of day again
his braindead kid: noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(the kid's body was found in a target dumpster)

by clogclique November 12, 2023