t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
Get the Measuring my big toemug. Toes are the digits (fingers) of the foot of a tetrapod. Animal species such as cats that walk on their toes are described as being digitigrade. Humans, and other animals that walk on the soles of their feet, are described as being plantigrade; unguligrade animals are those that walk on hooves at the tips of their toes.
by Α March 9, 2022
Get the Toesmug. She said that she would not like it because she had never tried it, so he said that you cannot knock it till you try it and he then he proceeded to insert his toe into her vagina and to her shock she and amazement she enjoyed and he screamed Vagina Toes!!!!
by Skeletor Impaler October 21, 2018
Get the Vagina Toesmug. by Toe eliminatior February 20, 2022
Get the Toe nibblermug. someone who is super cute and silly
it originates from a REALLY cute cat called Timmy tabby toes on the rspca website ( go adopt him he's so cute )
it originates from a REALLY cute cat called Timmy tabby toes on the rspca website ( go adopt him he's so cute )
by kaislistions February 18, 2025
Get the Timmy tabby toesmug. by Hahahaha s December 14, 2020
Get the Sunghoons toesmug. What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.
by NyTsUj April 12, 2011
Get the hooker toesmug.