Pimp Salad

A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.

"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"

by anonymous November 26, 2020

nigga salad

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.

Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad

by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020

Taco Salad

A lesbian reach around.

Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021

Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012

Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.

I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.

by BigD1967 February 19, 2021

Suddenly Salad

brings you the taste of summer all year long with convenient and fresh pasta and deli salads.

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by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023

pounding a salad

Fisting a vagina

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015