feet of meat

a phrase used sarcastically to describe someone who seems to be overcompensating for the size of their genitalia

"Hey... I bet that guy with the super-lifted Ford F-750 monster truck with the neon lights is packing feet of meat."

by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018

Meat runs

When you and your crackhead friends steal a bunch of meat from different grocery stores, then sell it on the street for more dope money.

Yo, lets go do some meat runs so we can go buy some more crack.

by M.runz July 10, 2017

Meat boat

Double stuffed chalupa

Can you order me a meat boat at Taco Bell?

by Willowmom July 12, 2017

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017

Meat stick

Term used for beef jerky but can also have a sexual connotation about it.

Meat sticks are bad for your health.

by yogurt8888888 April 18, 2018

poopy meat

moist poop in a brown cotton bag that people like to eat.

im so excited to go out to eat tonight! im going to have some poopy meat.

by bigrobosack August 10, 2017

Meat grapes

Hot dog meat in the shape of a grape.

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry

Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!

by Saturnfloats August 19, 2017