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Hell

1. Where Satan lives
Or it is also known as the following things: Math, P.E and for some people life!
E.g:
Random: ugh my life is a living hell
Me: so is school
by Win a gasAgkw December 20, 2019
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Hell Yelling

When a supposed Christian loudly tells you what a sinner you are and you’re going to hell.
I went to the doctor and someone in the waiting room asked me if I go to church. When I said “no”, he started Hell Yelling at me. “You godless son-of-a-bitch, you are going to burn in hell forever.
by Kevitar December 26, 2019
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Hell you

When you want to say fuck you but you in a joking way.
David: You stink
Kyle: Hell You
by Loopy poopy December 27, 2019
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Hell

A place where no one should end up but sometimes does
Hell-When life gets you down don’t be a butthole
by December 18th December 29, 2019
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Hell

where you are right now and you always will be
by mr chalupa April 22, 2019
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Hell

by James Nigga April 26, 2019
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HELL

A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.

You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in HELL in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
by EpicGamer2272 April 26, 2019
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