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Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.
"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"
by theDunson January 24, 2019
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”
by Alex Simms April 29, 2019
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Ice cream sandwich

Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person
Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this
by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019
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Carolina Butt Sandwich

A Carolina Butt Sandwich is when an individual spreads their butt cheeks and lathers peanut butter on one cheek up to the butt hole, lathers the other cheek in jelly up to the butt hole and then releases their cheeks to create a Butt Sandwhich. A guy by the name of Devin or Mike then scarfs the booty until the sandwhich is gone.
Did you hear about Xio Fei? She let Devin get the Carolina Butt Sandwich
by Kipp Shire September 29, 2021
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Messy Clam Sandwich

When you eat a super wet pussy and get clam juice all over your face
Dude should have shaved before he had that Messy Clam Sandwich, now everyone knows
by dookieheaddyfreddy December 18, 2011
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post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special
guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
by dumbledarren March 9, 2011
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Ultimate Bread Sandwich

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.
I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.
by Onetooththree September 29, 2019
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