A metal head who judges others on their tastes in metal
Will always listen to Pantera if offered
Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica
Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band
Easily triggered when their music is judged
WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten
Will always listen to Pantera if offered
Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica
Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band
Easily triggered when their music is judged
WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten
Metal Elitest: You don't listen to Pantera!?!? What kind of metal head are you.
Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.
Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.
by BassIsHarderThanGuitar December 29, 2017
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by the killing man June 25, 2024
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Cleared New York's jamming signal tower, disabled a submarine, rescues the US Vice President, braves the Paris toxin attacks to get Makarov's man, then tried to rescue the Russian President's daughter.
Died when a diamond mine collapsed on them.
Cleared New York's jamming signal tower, disabled a submarine, rescues the US Vice President, braves the Paris toxin attacks to get Makarov's man, then tried to rescue the Russian President's daughter.
Died when a diamond mine collapsed on them.
by Kay Tutan Tayo June 24, 2019
Get the Team Metalmug. Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.
"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."
by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023
Get the Teen-metalmug. Satan's cries.
1. Iron Maiden is real metal. So it Pantera.
2. Evanescence, Limp Bizkit and whatever the fuck Linkin Park is, is not metal.
2. Evanescence, Limp Bizkit and whatever the fuck Linkin Park is, is not metal.
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