Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.

Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!

by rufik March 9, 2020

Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.

I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.

by EmJayee April 27, 2022

Helicopter toilet

It's a truckers term Its when a truck driver shits in a bag and spins it in circles above there head then launches it where ever

Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road

by Twiztedbtch72 October 21, 2018

Skibidi toilet from the gaza strip

A skibidi toilet from the popular series for drooling toddlers by dafuqboom that also happens to be from the Gaza strip. I don't know what else to put here

Guy A: Hey, have you heard that a real life skibidi toilet was spotted in Gaza?

Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!

by goofyfoog March 5, 2024

Pussy Toilet

dusty. you know who you are.

Dusty: I don't tan, I burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu

by kghjdfnlmsn May 31, 2022

Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.

Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.

by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020

Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll

MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!

by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022