alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 22, 2017

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Sniff The Toilet

A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.

Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.

by Richeal Mosen October 06, 2016

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Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.

Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.

by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024

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european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 10, 2016

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