KEVIN

KEVIN is a poor peasant who is greedy and selfish towards others if seen call 991 straight away .

Kevin don't rob me help call 991

by madkiv May 9, 2022

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Kevin

A guy Will burn your house down

Kevin

by Lesliebackseatho July 11, 2025

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Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.

Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner

by Zmyancy September 24, 2019

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Kevin

Is a guy full of goodness there is no man full of more goodness. A man with goodness all through is goodness loaded heart.

He is my Kevin. And I love him so very much.

by EmmyLoves KevinForever January 10, 2024

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Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

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