A snake is a person that is only trying to defend themselves with their poison. everybody goes into survival mode sometimes, just like the snake. Usually they don't bite you unless you mess with them first. Watch more animal planet. Learn more shit.
by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.
Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?
Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022

by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015

The old Taylor swift wasn’t a snake, it’s just the new her and we all know it will fade. She’s already been 'exposed' by the kardashions last year.
by MidnightAlien April 23, 2018

by Frick heck July 30, 2018

When someone abruptly shoves their fist through your armpit indicating how much they would love to fist the hell out of your man vagina until you scream rape.
Man 1: What a great day. Guy 2 snakes guy 1's hole. Guy 1: take that bitch. Guy 2: god damn it not again. STOP SNAKING THE HOLE BLAKE.
by panda poop nuggets February 15, 2018

1. The zoo have the best snakes
2. Micah Bell is a rat boy snake
3. Snake is going on a mission in Afghanistan
2. Micah Bell is a rat boy snake
3. Snake is going on a mission in Afghanistan
by T473N February 22, 2021
