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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
mugGet the Smoke and Jokemug.

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.
Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.
by Faded11 December 7, 2019
mugGet the Smoke Machinemug.

Rolled up, and smoked

She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her
by KJ Salinger July 7, 2019
mugGet the Rolled up, and smokedmug.

that smoke

him: say lah brudda you got that smoke on you?
me: you already know brudda come thru
by tei504 August 22, 2017
mugGet the that smokemug.

Smoking pillar

Enjoying a wank and a joint at the same time
*Peter expelled his load and slumped back in his chair toking on his joint* "Fuck me that was a good smoking pillar~"
by Plasma Sonico Boom October 19, 2019
mugGet the Smoking pillarmug.

smoking bear

"She's in there getting high and smoking bear"
by Barras October 2, 2020
mugGet the smoking bearmug.

mean smoke

Used by New Zealand weed smokers
1.to have a good rip of a marijuana.
2.or to say that's a good strain of weed.
"Fuk that was a mean smoke g.''
by churcuzzy May 5, 2018
mugGet the mean smokemug.

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