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sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related
"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024
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Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024
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sausage mark

when a sausage that has been grilled has marks on it or when its been thrown at a wall and leaves an imprint on the wall
‘dude, theres a fucking sausage mark on my wall’
by lukaisntreal May 12, 2024
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Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024
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Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024
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Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.
Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!
by Nutbuster February 12, 2024
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Grilled sausage

The act of fellating another man’s penis so vigorously that the friction heats it up enough for it to be considered grilled
Man, Sarah went so hard on Tom that he’s got a classic case of Grilled Sausage!
by Tommy R 1879 February 14, 2024
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