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Gas station sandwich

Noun, sex act. When out of desperation two men share an encounter with a drug addicted prostitute inside a gas station restroom.
After striking out at the club all night, Craig and Max decided to cut their losses and swing by Circle K for a gas station sandwich, before going home to their wives.
by Studmaster Nate June 5, 2022
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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009
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Big Sandwich Energy

The top tier on the scale of Wifey-material-ness.

Also: Female Equivalent of “Big Dick Energy
Justin: “Bro she was cleaning up after everyone left the party! Wasn’t even her party”

Enzo: “Bro! That’s big sandwich energy”
by Lmao4x April 30, 2021
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Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.
"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"
by theDunson January 24, 2019
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Ice cream sandwich

Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person
Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this
by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”
by Alex Simms April 29, 2019
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Hot hamburger sandwich

A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.
I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.
by Notevenclosetoarealname October 24, 2023
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