The Ryan Orcutt Effect

It’s when you

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

Wow, the Ryan Orcutt Effect made me blow up Malaysia!!

by Saggit.Bob February 24, 2021

Libby Ryan Ehrhardt

1 in 8 billion. There is nothing else like her in the entirety of this mortal coil. She is kind, caring, loving, beautiful, elegant, and compassionate. A living personafication of pre-pandoraian times. Amazingly so she is able to make old angels weep with a glance. Some have even made the comparison to her as a hummingbird or a peach rose billowing in the wind. Idk she kinda cool I guess. Highly recommened getting a Elizabeth(Libby) Ryan Ehrhardt tho. 10/10 fs

"im dating her!!"- (unknown)
"really she bad as fuck"-(josh gariby)
Libby Ryan Ehrhardt

by personanan February 19, 2022

Dustin Ryan Taylor

A "Dustin Ryan Taylor" is usually a very appealing creature. He will charm you with his beautiful smile and adorable dimples. He is a sex dynamo! But be cautious when encountering a DRT, he will be quick to make you fall in love and quickly steal your soul and give you some unforgettable memories, that he however doesnt remember, because he is a junky. Also when having sex with a DRT, PLEASE USE PROTECTION! Or you WILL end up with AIDS! A DRT is always a good friend to keep, but watch out, he will quickly turn on you and eat your heart. Also never pursue a family with a DRT, he will only give you false hope, and IMMEDIATELY walk out on you when you get pregnant.

Hood rat meets booze=Dustin Ryan Taylor

by fukthewat93 October 10, 2012

Joshua Ryan Ruggeri

An ass hole who will break your heart and stomp on. And call you names for the rest of your life. and wont care if you die. he'll happy dance on your grave.

Did You Hear About Joshua Ryan Ruggeri?
No why?
He happy danced on Kyle's grave

by S!ng13 G!r1 Sw4G January 15, 2012

That's what Ryan Said

Appropriate substitution for 'That's What She Said, as Ryan is the 'girliest' person we know.

Jerry: Push harder, we can fit the whole thing in!

John: That's what Ryan said

Ryan: Real funny guys.

by mnamna1 February 26, 2011

christopher ryan horn

A very sweet, and caring guy. He always looks out for those he loves and will never let you down. Everyone around him believes he is wonderful & would do anything for him. He is compassionate & creative. Very dramatic, and attempts to be stubborn. Very cute and adorable! Definately someone you want in your life. Has very good choice in music and is a dork. Dislikes reading, and one of the best actors ever. He can sing and dance and kick ass at soccer :) You have to be very lucky to have this boy in your life and thank God for him everyday.

You will never be as amazing as Christopher Ryan Horn. (:

by stronger_now July 24, 2011

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021