Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.
Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.
by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024
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Toilet Limbo

A state in which someone is on the toilet for a long time, typically after eating something bad.
Man, I was in toilet limbo after I ate that double burger last night.
by xblackhawkytx July 02, 2021
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Romantic Toilet

A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.
Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."
by Haha I evil April 26, 2022
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Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.
by unncanny May 02, 2024
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by DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TI January 08, 2024
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Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.
Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.
by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021
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