Skip to main content

moon grasshopper

The word moon grasshopper refers to a time when the slaves run and hop over things at night it’s a racial slur
by TLR da coolest March 3, 2025
mugGet the moon grasshoppermug.

Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .
Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.
by medicneballer April 18, 2021
mugGet the Dark side of the moonmug.

Moon

Someone who has a big cock and pleasures all women sexually.
by Soul Corpse November 17, 2023
mugGet the Moonmug.

Moon Money

The money you spend from your moon bag / profits from an investment that has mooned.
Just bought a new Tesla with moon money from my dogecoin bag. LFG!!!
by LowerCasel September 5, 2021
mugGet the Moon Moneymug.

Moon

This is the smartest, intelligent, and interesting guy you will ever meet. If your name is Moon, you will most likely become very wealthy. So youse your cards wisely.
Omg is that Moon? I wish I was as rich of a businessman as him!
by Fredricka July 2, 2021
mugGet the Moonmug.

Moon Gooning

As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
mugGet the Moon Gooningmug.

Moon

A wonderful name, for a wonderful personnality...

Moon is unique et different from others. She hates stereotypes and people who are superficial, that's why she doesn't really stay with “popular person”.
She likes calm and silence, but she can be very loud and funny with their best friends. Friends are very important for Moon, she would do anything for them. Moon also loves money, and she is very ambitious. She's quite small, with short hair, but she's in reality a giant. Nevertheless, her heart is the biggest ever !

Moon is very smart, probably the first in her class, she loves everything to be perfect.

She doesn't really appreciate change, she would like everything to stay as it is.
It's quite difficult to become her friend, but once she likes you, she'll never let you go!
Me: Hey Moon, can we be friend ?
Moon: You just spilled yogurt on your T-shirt...
by Moo00ooo0oo0n November 23, 2021
mugGet the Moonmug.

Share this definition