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Mexican Headband

An act by completely fucked up people.... when one attaches themself to another beings head by wrapping their legs around their head like a headband and smothering their face with pubes and possible penis or vagina.
"Thank God that guys dick was that small or that Mexican Headband would have blinded me!"
by Anal Flakes III September 18, 2008
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mexican dishwasher

A sexual maneuver when a man is about to climax he cums on a taco stuffs it up the girls vagina and eats out the vagina to eat the taco
Last night I gave this girl her first Mexican dishwasher.
by Rifleman154 December 28, 2013
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mexican faucet

When you eat so much Mexican food that your anus proceeds to leaks dirty brown water.
Timmy just ate 439 burritos and he knows that tomorrow morning he will get Mexican Faucet
by HoobJoob November 8, 2013
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Silent Mexican

When a person lays a silent but deadly fart at the same time someone else lays a loud fart and then proceeds to be blamed for the smelly fart. Very, very sneaky...
"Eww dude, that was nasty sounding" ...time goes by and everyone smells it... "BRO! That smells rank!" "..Wasn't my brew, mine don't smell like that"

It was a Silent Mexican
by nigga jones~ December 5, 2009
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Mexican sushi

n: an absolutely brilliant (all be it Mexican) concauction of hotdogs cut artisticly, and boiled to resemble fish, squid, eels, and Dora pinatas. Most often served with beandip and hot sauce over tortillia wraps.
Alejandro knew that Larshonqua was WAY too classy for the typical rolled taco platter, so he opted to take her out for Mexican sushi in stead.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 7, 2011
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mexican popper

a woman who pops out mexican babies otherwise known as a mexican baby mama..or jalepeno poppers
the mexican popper tried to cram 7 babie in one buggy at wal-mart.
by leanna watson December 17, 2008
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Mexican Monday

Verb. - The act of pooping in a taco shell and feeding it to your sexual partner while doing them from behind.
Diera Mayhew gave her GF a Mexican Monday. But she messed up and called it the stinky chalupa.

Michael is a bitch.
by Zach and Chad February 23, 2009
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