Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

mc mad

when someone is in the mc donalds drive through and they get so mad that they punch the ordering screen

person driving: what happened to the ordering screen
worker: oh that someone got mc mad and punched it

by idk kyle January 30, 2022

Madness Duels

a "game" somesorts where madness combat animators pass a .fla file around each other with grunts fighting, why grunts tho, ocs better.

Ayo ima partake in a madness duels

by Rogue-3 June 6, 2021

Mads

Mads is an icon like she is so amazing you will never find anyone like her she brights up the room with her singing her gorgeous face makes others smile so much their smile breaks, and she is a discordian so ever need her she will make you feel like a goddess/god

Tree 1: Omg mads is so funny
Dog 45: YUH she is such an icon

by ashshs August 17, 2021

Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

mad

a gay person who fucks and receives, also obsessed with HIM, can choke on a massive dih on the dead homies

“mado” “mad”

by crepusculer March 21, 2025