lady x

All star legacy cheer level 5 team

Wow look that girl is so good she is on Lady X

by Lucy Doge December 13, 2017

rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

by Mijopod December 18, 2017

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

Lady Sir

While sirs are guy sirs, dames are lady sirs. It is a polite way to address a dame you want to talk to but do not know her name.

Excuse me, lady sir, your hem is looking fantastic today.

by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017

Ladies of the pit

(Reference to Bram Stoker "Dracula") Vampire women whose sole job was to Drain men of there Strength to keep them imprisoned by siphoning both blood and semen using blood sucking (to a brink of death) and sexual intercourse

The ladies of the pit surrounded the hero with eyes red as blood and prepared to attack

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

byadge lady

Someone, commonly a woman, who is a fucking dick about rules. Commonly obsessed with small rules to the nth degree, they will often report misbehavers to administrative officers. Often suck-ups to administration.

Person A: Look out, the byadge lady is in a bad mood.
Person B: Shit, I heard she yelled at some kid for texting his mom in a screen-free zone.

by byadger October 6, 2017

lady diamond

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.

She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long

by foodie52 October 22, 2017