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Professional Humaning

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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Human trafficKing

A human proclaimed to be a king who traffics.
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Think of it as the creation of the universe. That one human who later proclaimed himself as a king that was found guilty of doing an action called traffic is the Big Bang

And literally anything after that is the universe as we know it now

Loaded glock, newttons, dinasaurs, speed of dark, etc....
by EDR-bookOfLife November 22, 2021
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human trashcan

Within BDSM as a human trashcan the goal is to hold in any of your holes what is deemed "trash" if it'd be semen, blood, piss, mucus, Feces, etc. Potentially Actual Trash too.
I love to be daddy's Little Trashcan. I'm so disgusting. I love being a Human Trashcan it's so degrading.
by A Human TrashCan February 25, 2025
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Humans

Humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet -Agent Smith
Humans are stoopid
by ok sure. February 24, 2022
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human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.
by 01011110 October 4, 2017
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An extremely strange human being

One who is different from others, and is found quite strange. An extremely strange human being is sometimes called a raven.
Look at that Raven over there, they seem to be picking their nose, they are an extremely strange human being
by popcornidiot May 10, 2021
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