horse pissperer

When you hear someone going to the toilet and it sounds like a horse taking a wazz.

Phil was a very quiet chap, but when he goes to the bog he’s a true horse pissperer.

by The Horse Pissperer November 1, 2017

milk horsed

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.

"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"

by Chadsdong November 6, 2017

horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

horse crazy

A chick (or dude) who likes to fornicate with horses.

"Man Janette sure is horse crazy!"
"Dan is really into women who are horse crazy"

by TheGreatBambino22 November 14, 2017

breeding horses

when a male and a female horses have sex and the female horses get pregant

i would like to start breeding horses

by jordan kyle November 21, 2017

book horse

Meaning of a book horse is that of some one who loves books and is always serious when they are in thier studies and trying to get thier job done.

Twlight Sparkle is such a book horse .

by Wonder Sparkle November 26, 2017

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018