Today is a special day. If your birthday was on 5th, only your future husband can congratulate you on your birthday today. En serio Patricia no me odies iré contigo al huerto a recoger patatas y tomates🥺
OH, YOU DIDN'T CONGRATULATE YOUR CRUSH'S BIRTHDAY ON 5TH, BUT TODAY IS 8TH FEBRUARY SO YOU GOT A SECOND CHANCE
by shoolow February 08, 2022
by flyingcatx February 02, 2020
by Alex is trash February 01, 2020
A month with terrible weather, a month depressing for singles and awkward for couples, and a month were heavy sales of chocolate and roses and a high rate of "unhappiness" takes place here, plus not many people really care about groundhogs day.
but atleast some people born here are pretty charming and enjoyable here.
but atleast some people born here are pretty charming and enjoyable here.
Person one ( Male ): You know it's close to February, should we atleast do something together?
Person two ( Female ): Hmmm, I don't know, usually February has pretty terrible weather so we probably won't be able to go to an outside place without getting very cold, and I heard lots of people hate this month because of high rates of
unhappiness And such more reasons, but maybe we'll see about that a little later.
Person one ( Male ): Okay, I guess so.
Person two ( Female ): Hmmm, I don't know, usually February has pretty terrible weather so we probably won't be able to go to an outside place without getting very cold, and I heard lots of people hate this month because of high rates of
unhappiness And such more reasons, but maybe we'll see about that a little later.
Person one ( Male ): Okay, I guess so.
by just some random american August 24, 2021
Finger Free February - Since Boys Challenge Themselves With No Nut November How About Girls Challenge Themselves With Finger Free February
by ..anonymous.... November 24, 2019
Fucking February is the Month were you have the oppurtunity to fuck exactly who you want, and thats because you can’t say no so if somrene asks you, you have to say yes.
Hey There wanna fuck?
No???
You can’t say no it’s fucking February
Well yes then.
“Boys eyes start shining”
No???
You can’t say no it’s fucking February
Well yes then.
“Boys eyes start shining”
by Giindo December 21, 2019
This is the month where all the most annoying and weirdest people are born and they are probably female
by chloe_hitchings May 03, 2022