February 2

Hey, guys February 2 is hug your best friend day!

February 2 is the second day of February!

by alexis greenboat February 2, 2023

February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

No Fap February

Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.

Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February

by anonymous October 6, 2020

February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

February 14

The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day Forget about Valentine he will be your valentine

:"Hey! Do you wanna be my Valentine?i am lonely you know"
:"In your dreams my Jamal is here for me everytime i need him
:"Wow silly me ofc he is damn i am so stupid He is too hot to resist I think i am gay for him

:"As you should, adios i am going to spend my best February 14 th with Jaehyun

by ShiningCzen February 12, 2022

February 14th

National PR Day

Aye bro what did you on February 14th?

I broke some PR’s in the gym. .

by nitramyaz February 14, 2021