I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

David Beckingham Jr.

David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.

Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.

by Ibrahim Abromowitz October 14, 2022

Ryan David

The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…

A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)

Can you please tell Ryan David to stop hitting on every twink in the bar, isn’t one enough!?

by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022

David

DESIRABLE BROWN BOY WITH 9 INCHES UNDERNEATH THEM GREY SWEATS AND ADIDAS SHORTS.

"Davids so hot, I gotta get to know him!"

by bigboysupreme September 27, 2022

David

Chunky DBFR Mod (Dragon Ball Final Remastered the hit game) Lives in egypt drinking sand for breakfast lunch and dinner

hELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -This is how david interacts with ruckus (the owner of dragon ball games)

by Ruckus Kaka February 14, 2024

david

David is a cute EXTREMELY tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is extremely funny and will not be afraid to be honest haha. He has a great personality that is hilarious. David’s are also very protective and loving. Your would be lucky to get one.

person 1:”omg is that david!”
person 2:” yeah he’s so funny!”

by hola it’s milly rock January 23, 2020

David

The kindest hearted person on earth, no matter how sad you are he will always be able to make you happy. He may mess up sometimes, and make you sad, but in reality he doesn't mean to. He is the cutest boy you will ever meet. He has the deepest voice that will catch you off guard, but it really hot 🤭. He is literally the best person in the universe, and nothing could ever change that.

Random- "wow, that dudes voice is deep and he's really sweet, he must be named David!"

by Hearts4daviddd October 16, 2022