A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.
by Firestar4680 June 9, 2011
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Get the bocolate bip cookies mug.Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
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Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
by Mitties September 26, 2017
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Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention
When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.
Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention
When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.
Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.
Guy: (left on read)
Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)
Guy: (left on read)
Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)
by El.Em. February 4, 2019
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describing something with a foul taste
describing something with a foul taste
Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies
Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!
Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!
by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008
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