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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Christian

Is a very nice person as has a massive dick. He also lasts in bed for hours.
Christian just made me cum
by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021
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Christian

Christian is the most toxic boy ever he will play you and break your heart and tell everyone your secrets he cant be trusted at all
by person2323 May 22, 2020
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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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Christian Horseshoes

"Hey, Greg, you up for a game of Christian Horseshoes?"
"Damn Skippy I am, Carl. Saddle up big boy."
by Not Courtney Evans July 10, 2017
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Christian Foo

5 year old squeaker that likes to play "Soft toys" the soft toys he meant is probably the sussy toys for woman, He likes to spam her ex Valentina Budiman just to draw an art for him, Christian Foo often blocks other people but not girls. He does nothing but scream in the mic for balls.
Christian Foo? More like christian food 😳😳😳
by JoeBalls69 November 23, 2021
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