Sloppy clown

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.

Last night Tom got a sloppy clown.

by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022

Clowns

Directioners.

Directioner 1: “Hey what do you think will happen for the ten year anniversary of 1D?”

Directioner 2: “We're definitely gonna get a music video, tour, and One Direction will get back together!”

After July 23:
All directioners: “We are clowns for this”

by Harrysmiles July 27, 2020

clown down

When an ex-partner’s life takes a sharp decline after a breakup, often marked by poor decisions, loss of style, and general messiness. The opposite of a glow up, a “clown down” is when someone looks or acts like a hot mess post-breakup, making you feel grateful for the split.

“Ever since we broke up, he’s had a total clown down—quit his job, got that awful tattoo, and lives in his mom’s basement now.”

by cassafrass92 November 1, 2024

Bitch Clown

1) A person who constantly embarrasses themselves on national television by being a hypocritical count

2) a potato

3) Brian Stelter

I begrudgingly watched the latest Reliable Sources. I really wish I hadn't. BS is such a bitch clown.

by habibiwhoeatsass January 14, 2021

the clown horn

pinch a girls nipples in foreplay to make her feel more comfortable

to get her in the mood i used the clown horn

by water feature April 12, 2021

Clown

A name my boyfriend keeps calling me for some reason. He uses it when I’m being irritational or not making sense which is most of the time.

You sound like a clown right now.

by smokedham24 May 23, 2019

Clown

a comic entertainer, especially one in a circus, wearing a traditional costume and exaggerated make-up.

Roman is a clown

by SkoDosh August 20, 2021