Baseball

Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick

Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better

by Maddie a.s October 13, 2019

Baseball

The rip-off sport of cricket

guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*

by e_crix04 October 23, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019

barSe fapper

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like marm chuasai. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, buses(in)gapore is posting shit again. another case of the barSe fappers

by roguexposer2644e November 16, 2019

base game

If someone is super basic and doesn’t have anything interesting about them

Her favourite band is arctic monkeys and she loves filas, she’s a bit base game

by Elmo joe November 21, 2019

Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

Barseväck

The ¨withdrawal¨ of the Barsebäck nuclear powerplant from existence (Sweden). Hopefully ¨withdrawing¨ Skåne County aswell.

We need to annihilate Barsebäck, Barseväck 2019!

by Bröh December 6, 2019