air plant

Person with no visible means of support. In common use in cities in the 1960s-70s

"She's got enough money to pick up the tab if she insists on dating air plants".

by Ceeclef June 4, 2017

Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .

Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

air money shot

The act of simulating a cum shot at someone by shaking an empty fist at their face

Yo, this fine bitch next to me on the bus yawned so I busted out an air money shot while her mouth was wide open

by theRealbuckfutter July 15, 2015

Air Chocolate

Air chocolate, also know as someones chocolate being softer than air, is slang for when someones shit is infested with tape worms.

"Yo, dude! My chocolates softer than air!"

"Yo dude, you should get that checked out since you probably have tape worms."

Air chocolate.

"Yeah youre right"

by coolguyhangoutdude April 5, 2021

Bathe the air

The action of bathing the air

"Broo do you see Sam over there smokin' a doobie and bathing the air" "yea I see him he can really bathe the air

by Bathe the air July 26, 2021

Fresh Air

What I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

US Air Force moto

We eat carrots

US Air Force moto We eat carrots

by Dotsotx May 29, 2018