jew betting

betting a large amount of money, but only making a little bit of profit
Daniel is good at jew betting. He only profits about $2.15 from each $500 bet, but profit is profit.
by DIG BICK P June 05, 2025
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Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!
by Bitchbetterbegood May 24, 2024
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid October 19, 2015
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gay jew bug

A gay Jewish Bug.
Henry Grant is a prime example of a bug whom is Jewish and Homosexual.
"bro thats disgusting what is that"
"oh that? thats the gay jew bug henry gay grant"
by Churgerman November 28, 2023
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Jew knuckle

When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.
Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
by JewishFucker February 16, 2025
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Jew Jersey

A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews
Jew Jersey…
by stupid penis guy December 10, 2023
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Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested
Jews vs Catholics was my favorite game growing up
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
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