f

A very abbreviated way of saying: "that's mildly unfortunate for you but also funny for me." A play on its typical denotation of being an expression of high respect and compassion towards people who've recently experienced a tragic event. Typically either used alone or in conjunction with lol to create lol f, context sensitive but both expressions mean essentially the same thing.

Person 1: I joined my professional zoom call an hour early and was wondering why nobody was there.
Person 2: lol f

Gamer 1: Aw man I was one kill away from getting a really good score streak and I was killed with a broken weapon bruh
Gamer 2: f

by 141st scientist October 22, 2020

F student

These students are too smart for the system and it can't account for them.

They are the only ones who are gonna anywhere in life, going farther than anyone could hope.

He is an "F student"
Ew an "F student"

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH May 16, 2025

Triple F

Ferocious Flying Feline.

When I saw that cat jump I knew he was a Triple F.

by ChanceNight September 19, 2019

A W-F-U-L

a WFUL, or wholly fucking useless loser i.e. Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate is a W-F-U-L

by imcallingACAB December 29, 2022

Lip pity qwertfgh f d

smoke ouid

digger let’s Lip pity qwertfgh f d

by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023

F's on the loose

A phrase used to describe a woman with huge hanging boobs.

Woman 1: Dude, did you see those F's on the loose?
Woman 2: Yea, they were huge.
Woman 1: It was like two watermelons were hanging from her chest.
Woman 2: But even with those things she was ugly as hell.
Woman 1: Yea, totally.

by Andrew the Grouch December 17, 2013

F*ckchampion

When u first discover(virgin) this art of sexual intercourse with ur lovely lady and all u can do is boast.People look at you and think who cares what are you a F*ckchampion.

1#(says)Man i really gave it to my mrs last night it was so awesome.2#(says)Man who cares what are you fuckchapion!
Gee im so glad i discovered sex i am a F*ckchampion

by Dawnof rastobeyl June 6, 2010