The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
by Camper5872 June 06, 2009
A term used by players of the game Magic: the Gathering to tell another player to stop drafting the same color cards.
by Jordan May 29, 2004
For a very long time.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.
If you get on with speaking like this, I will give you a thrashing until the donkey come from water.
by mevele March 26, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha or you
by nizy May 09, 2005
by Fo Shizzle March 07, 2004
having sex with a girl doggy style and then you pull out and put it in her butt, when she looks back you punch her in the face and then pull out again and put it in the woo hah again.
Man... I were humpin dis bitch and I bussed out a mad sick southern no fly zone donkey bunch on her ass
by Biggie and Bunnie November 30, 2004
Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
by hezza08 October 20, 2008