get off my donkey

A term used by players of the game Magic: the Gathering to tell another player to stop drafting the same color cards.

"Get off my blue donkey, bitch!"

by Jordan May 28, 2004

until the donkey come from water

For a very long time.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.

If you get on with speaking like this, I will give you a thrashing until the donkey come from water.

by mevele March 26, 2008

gigantic piece of donkey eating shit

A gigantic piece of donkey eating shit, well........... that would be me :D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha or you

by nizy May 8, 2005

Sea Donkey (alt. form is Sea Donk)

A really fat girl.

When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.

by Fo Shizzle March 6, 2004

southern no fly zone donkey punch

having sex with a girl doggy style and then you pull out and put it in her butt, when she looks back you punch her in the face and then pull out again and put it in the woo hah again.

Man... I were humpin dis bitch and I bussed out a mad sick southern no fly zone donkey bunch on her ass

by Biggie and Bunnie November 29, 2004

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).

"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"

by Mr.7DaysFree December 1, 2021