Sudden Net Death

The unexpected, often shocking event of being instantly terminated by someone you romantically met on the net. Usually involves other party changing email address or chat room handle without notice.

I chatted with this chick for 6 months, I really thought I met the right girl. One night I told her I worked at Walmart and never heard from her again. I was like sudden net death.

by CalFord July 15, 2009

Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.

Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!

by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010

The Miami Death Roll

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse. The woman clenches hard and twists during missionary. Thus dislocating his penis and and conquering yet another unsuspecting victim.

“ last year on spring break, I decided to get back at Larry for cheating so I gave him the Miami death roll”

“Man I can’t believe Vicky gave me a Miami death roll”

by Big Citto June 22, 2020

Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022

The Death That I Deservioli

a song saying that you do not fear death and tempting the reaper to catch you is it can.

guy1: so what was your favorite track from pizza tower?

guy2: 100% The Death That I Deservioli, sent chills down my spine every time I herd it

guy 1: same!

by asxdghjkl March 8, 2023

Death wish coffee

The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil

DEATH WISH COFFEE is the only coffee I ever want to drink again

by Death by coffee September 18, 2017

dachau death march

not a marathon u wanna be in

dude i cant believe i have to do the Dachau Death March this weekend

by thelongwalktodachau May 30, 2021