dirty jerp

The act of tying a fresh umbilical cord around your neck for the pleasure of asphyxiation while having sex with a cardboard cut out of Quinton Tarantino and watching transformers porn.

Man I was so horny lastnight I decided to do the dirty jerp.

by Turtlewizz April 9, 2020

Dirty Zeppelin

The opposite of a "blumpkin". When you're the individual droppin dookies. But you're eating out the bar skank as she stands in front of you. And the bartender working walks in on it.

Sally's ready to close the bar and Goes to shut off the the lights in the bathroom....Walks in on JK with his pants around his knees giving CK a Dirty Zeppelin.

by TheRealYo September 17, 2023

Dirty Diddy

You fill your urethra with baby oil and proceed to golden shower your significant other. Then, spreading there ass and farting in it.

Lets do a cheeky dirty diddy tonight, what do you say?

by anonymous July 14, 2025

Dirty sack

It’s what someone tell you they have world war 4 up there anus when you guys are watching Teletubbies

1: hey want to watch porn?
2: nah I’m feeling a dirty sack with my girl

by Bitch sticks April 14, 2020

Dirty Allia

Schmexy with a satisfied smirk because she already knows your secrets but has a big mouth

Me: Dirty Allia has problems

by LaLaP4nd4 August 30, 2021

Dirty hurley

When a womans vagina smells like a dumpster but you hit it anyways and can still smell it the next day at work.

Guy 1 dude did you go fishing or something before work? Guy 2 nah i just pulled a dirty hurley last night here smell my hand. Guy 1 omg bro that smells like a fish markets dumpster.

by Scottydddddd April 25, 2023

Dirty Aston

A male who is obsessed with taking huge penises up the ass. A dirty Aston engages in “butt fucking” every night and in most cases their assholes are tore to shreds.

They also love spanking and are always the bottom.

My dad is a real “Dirty Aston”

by Bigbootylickdr75 January 11, 2025