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Superhero day

A day to hype healthcare workers to excess.
Is the comic convention in town, or is the circus? What is with this superhero day bullshit, these healthcare workers are just people like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆
by schooldays May 16, 2023
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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”
by bobby kills December 12, 2021
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February 18 (National Trio Day)

February 18 is the day to show off your trio, the people you been rolling with for the longest, the people who aren’t blood, but are just as close. The ones who you consider your day one’s and consider closer or just as close as your own family.
“Aye its February 18 (National Trio Day)

“Whats that mean?”

“It means post your trio”

“Oh bet that
by Anonymous source 18638 February 18, 2024
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Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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