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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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National Grace Day

by Kingmero June 10, 2022
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National Jogging Day

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it
by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020
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grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.
-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!
by Apple poo December 10, 2015
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Appreciate your Freakster Day

From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.
You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!
by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024
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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy
rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th
by impowster April 19, 2021
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