Groundhog Day

Tucking your penis into your body and slowly guiding it out with your fingers

“hey did you know it’s groundhog day?” “no it’s not it’s on February second… oh shit”

by groundhogger June 22, 2024

Bully SNs day

every may 22nd you get to bully an sn-grinder (They Cannot Fight Back)

kisaragi: hey tmr is bully sns day
atr: let's kill the catfemboy

by a guy you wont remember May 20, 2022

Susan Day!

Susan day is the anniversary of Amber discovering susan..mayer and it’s on the 2nd of december!

Oh my heavenly days! It’s Susan day!

by reallymarcia September 10, 2022

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

November 9th: lose virginity day

This day is the day where all virgins can have sex with whoever they want. Either have sex (if you’re a virgin) or take the virginity of a virgin

Hey bro, have you heard it’s November 9th: lose virginity day, i’m going to take your sisters virginity

by BigDaddyPablo November 9, 2019

Anti-Lokman Day

4th of May, the Day that celebrates the People of Gamejolt defeating a racist Undertale Hater and Sex Offender named Lokman and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr and his dream

Person 1: it's Anti-Lokman day
Person 2: what's that
Person 1: the day that celebrates the defeat of Lokman

by Spider-jolter September 16, 2024

stars-day

night, evening

I'll meet you this stars-day, and we can go look at the moon.

Have a wonderful stars-day, see you on the morrow/in the morning!

by Corner Prez September 12, 2003