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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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Fuck

The only fucking word that can be fucking put any fucking where and still make fucking sense and it just fucking shocks my fucking mind how that fucking word fucking can be used
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fuck away

1: "But if I do that the Christmas tree will be cropped out of the picture!"
2: "That's just too bad~"
1: "Fuck away!"
by sponge_gto December 27, 2014
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Fuck you but have a nice day

When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.
Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass

Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day
by DxLtV June 19, 2021
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what the fuck

by pseudonympseudonympop July 9, 2024
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Fuckatives

Is the term most commonly used to identify Individuals who have sexual relations and or entercours with members of their immediate or direct family willingly
Those two cousins there are fuckatives.
by Flashbang2Tymes October 10, 2023
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Fuck you chill

Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.

Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.
“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”

“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”

“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”
by Necrot510 September 28, 2019
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