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all our food keeps BLOWING UP

basically arbys food keeps blowing up for some reason idk why they keep blowing up god help me istg-
chicken *explosion*
we'd like to take a moment to announce that *explosion* AAAAAA-
all our food keeps BLOWING UP *explosion mid sentence*
by aviation lover 123 October 2, 2025
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Wake-up-cum

The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.

To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.

That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.

Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.

That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.

This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
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shut the fuck up

used derogatorily when someone is talking too much, being annoying of anything along the lines. can be abbreviated as stfu when being concise
“yo bro you tryna go to the mall”
“ayo shut the fuck up”
“damn nga what i do
genuinely stfu”
by lightskindemon October 11, 2025
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Put up

Put under strict watch and away from potential danger or inappropriate activities
You’re too young to have a boyfriend. You’re going to be put up.
by lcal07 October 12, 2025
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Work-up

To toggle with lights while moving through a dark area to stay in light so that monsters, superstitions, supernatural beings, etc. dont attack you.
I had to work-up to get to my room without the monster in the hall catching me!
by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 October 13, 2025
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.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
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