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Valentine's Day

It is widely ceberated worldwide, but it's haram in Islam. Muslims should not celebrate it, although many people don't know about it.
A: Why can't I celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?
by KenanganLagenda February 14, 2023
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Kiss a depressed persons day

Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15
Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!
by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020
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Mommy appreciation day

From December 30th to January 1st appreciate your thick mommy girlfriend/s/friend/s.
"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"
by NOT TIANDRE December 31, 2021
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National Mr.Poling Day

A day that will never be forgotten, this day is the mark of an event that put the black community down 100 points.
*Black Kid edits classroom*
Mr.Poling: What you lookin at n*****
Happy National Mr.Poling Day!
by Sirgie October 11, 2023
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Ex Appreciation Day

November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck
by drjoemama21 November 7, 2019
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National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th
Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may
by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022
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National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith
Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?
by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022
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