Boner Storage

A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.

I’ve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing.

What are the rates on your boner storage?

by Transfender April 8, 2021

phoner boner

(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.

"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."

"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"

by jamablama September 13, 2015

Kanye Boner

The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago

Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking

by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017

boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

Siren boner

n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job

Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.

by Slugger McGriddle June 27, 2019

turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

Scabby Boner

A Man Whore's Penis, A Douche Bag, and or a chaffed penis from dry masturbation

That dude is a scabby boner. I ran out of lotion so im wacking a scabby boner

by Rotney Den November 20, 2009