When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
by TheBonePolice January 09, 2019
by Cum is stored in your mother April 21, 2022
1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.
by Yaki_Nori July 01, 2022
The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago
by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017
One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.
A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.
Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.
A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.
Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.
I got a chip-boner right now.
I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.
Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner
I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.
Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner
by BigGDiddy June 05, 2019
This morning i had boner toes
by Brooklyn mann January 08, 2018
When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.
Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
by daddyjacuebo February 07, 2019