Totally awesome guy who is still CHILL with his alien ex girlfriend and they ended on GOOD terms, also really fucking sexy
by johnnyjoestar August 17, 2023
Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.
by Gabby == May 16, 2021
by TheRockObama March 21, 2023
A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
by hotdishultimate July 09, 2009
An uncommon name for marijuana
Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking
Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking
Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah
by CLoyurnrttehss March 25, 2019
Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013