ted snaking

The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.

Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af

by Dragon dix August 2, 2021

Snake

Someone who acts like they are your friend, but does mean things behind your back.

Kalista was a snake when she kept talking about me behind my back.

by quirkyqueen101 July 10, 2019

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

Snake

Someone who is deceitful and two-faced. Someone who will try to hurt you for absolutely no reason at all or because they didn’t get what they want. They will seem nice, respectful, and caring so they can grow a bond, a friendship and try to be your friend so in the end they can strike, and backstab you. Snakes typically try to receive information that can hurt somebody’s reputation, such as asking for inappropriate pictures, or using them for their money, etc. They will do this while acting innocent and trying to put the blame on you. It can be very difficult to spot a snake (or snake in the grass, another term used) cause of their ability to get close to somebody and seem like a trustful friend.

The term “Snake” or “Snake in the grass” is used to describe these people due to the fact that snakes can seem gentle, and friendly, but in reality can hurt you quickly, without notice.

Amy: “I’ve been talking to this one boy recently”
Liz: “Oh really? Who?”
Amy: “Zach, he’s reallyyyyy nice!”
Liz: “Is he the tall one with glasses?”
Amy: “Yeah why?”
Liz: “He ghosted a few of my other friends, I heard he’s a Snake, be careful of what you say and do.”

by anonymous_3_44 March 30, 2020

Trouser Snake

Another word (or phrase) used to describe one's penis bulge when seen by another person

insert name: Hey Jake! Did you see Evan's Trouser Snake?
Jake: Yeah, I'm surprised no one else saw

by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018

potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.

Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.

by SphincterWizard February 21, 2021

goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers

Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."

by Goof Snake May 5, 2016