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sports guy

"Sports Guy" thinks that he is a great athlete in his chosen sport. For example, he plays every pick-up basketball game as if it was the NBA playoffs. The reality is that he got no game!
Listen, loser, this is a company softball game, not the World Series. Of course we want to win, but in the grand scheme of things THIS GAME DOES NOT MATTER! Don't give yourself a heart attack worrying about it. And anyway, my 82-year-old grandmother got a better batting average than you, loser!
by Super Guy March 23, 2004
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Family Guy

#1: Without a doubt the funniest show ever made.
#2: See #1
#3: Does not suck in any way.
#4: Not a rip off of the simpsons.
"Hey, what's your favorite Family Guy quotes????"

"Oh, they are:"

- - Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. - -

- - Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze." - -
by Mattlock0720 December 31, 2008
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guy harvey

g-hi har-vee
noun

1. Used to describe a generic type of man.

2. A brand of clothing associated with the fishing industry.

3. Also can be used as an insult in which one is referred to as being dim-witted.
Ruben is such a guy harvey.

He's wearing a blue Guy Harvey shirt.

Whatever, guy harvey. You're so dumb.
by just jill August 3, 2005
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family guy

A hilarious cartoon that had 3 good seasons before they recently came back for a 4th with complete crap. Yes, Seth, we know you were supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes, and we were all stunned and pissed on 11/2, just get over it and make good episodes...
"Blast who the devil do the teenagers like...Morgan Freemon!"
by Johnny X. July 18, 2008
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Chill guy

likes to party hard. And has a good scene of style and music
likes to party hard. And has a good scene of style and music Chill guy
by kman976 November 29, 2010
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c gui

badass dude that doesnt take shit and has sex with any girl he pleases. Usually hung like a mule and does shit you dont even know or understand in a badass way.
Damn that dude is a c gui; he is a badass.
by Everyone you know January 2, 2006
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to blow a guy

v. : the act of preforming homosexual oral sex on another male; being someone's bitch
plural : blows guys
"TJ is getting horney, he wants to blow a guy"
by Flash January 29, 2003
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