Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024

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trap

1- A device or enclosure designed to catch and retain animals, typically by allowing entry but not exit or by catching hold of a part of the body.
2- A situation in which people lie in wait to make a surprise attack.
3- Acontainer or device used to collect a specified thing.
4- Alight, two-wheeled carriage pulled by a horse or pony.
5- Adevice for hurling an object such as a clay pigeon into the air to be shot at.
6- Short for trapdoor.
7- A person's mouth (used in expressions to do with speaking).
8- (among jazz musicians) drums or percussion instruments.
9- Atype of hip-hop music typically characterized by a dark tone and rhythms involving low-pitched kick drums and a very fast hi-hat.
10- Aplace where drugs are sold.
11- An act of trapping the ball.
12- Slang for transfolk (he-to-she).

Trap.

by Xiomongaliji March 31, 2025

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Taiwanese finger trap

when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.

“holy fuck i was taiwanese finger trapped for half an hour before you came with the lube!”

by lil consent February 25, 2024

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