The Pet Goat

1. KITE HIT STEEL PLANE MUST E T LET
2. The Pet Goat E.T.T.
3. The girl had a Pet Goat; E L D A T T
4. She liked to go hunting (running?) with her pet goat. E D O O G H R T T
5. She played with her Goat in Her house. E D H R T N R E
6. She played with her Goat in Her yard. E D H R T N R D
7. But the goat did something that made the girls Dad MAD T E T D G T E E S D D
8. The Goat BROKE CHAINS.E T E S
9. DAN & BA Kayn?? BA 10 and EAN) AND
10. E A KAYN ??) (DAN BA10 BA TA )WHAT! One day he ATE the CAT E Y E E E T ?
11. One day her Dad said, that Goat must go. E Y R D D , T T T O
12. He EATS TOO MANY THINGS E S O Y S Rattle Sound on audio ... EATS (sounded out)
14. The girl said, that if you let The Goat stay with us I will see that he won't stops eating all those things. E L D, T F U T E T Y H S I L E T E S G L E S
15. Her Dad said WE WILL TIME IT R D D, E L E T
16. Her Dad Said We will try it. R D D, E L Y T
17. So the GOATS they and the GIRL they stop EATING all those things GARBLED 'except Cows In Chains'? O E S Y D E L Y P G L E S MISSING
18. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house. T E Y A R R E O E S E
19. He saw a big red car near the house and said I will steal that car. E W A G D R R E E
20. He ran to the car and started to open the door. E N O E R D D O N E R
21. The Girl and The Goat were playing in the back yard. E L D E T E G N E K D
22. They did not see the car robber. Y D T E E R R
23. More to Come E O E
The pet goat, Per earlier guess, of course, REVERSE IT (it's a good starting GUESS) from web archive www occupythebanks com/2012/08/illuminati-pet-goat-911-deciphered-live.html
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Goat Mode

Getting so stoned you could eat a tin can
Corey is in goat Mode, he's just eating a bowl of salsa
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messi is the goat

“messi is the goat” is a way for people to freely express their 1940s-germany-like sentiments without being judged
every time i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is nazi propaganda
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messi is the goat

messi is the goat is common way for people to express the same sentiments as germany did during the second world war
everytime i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is hh.
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Goat Ass

A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
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Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward
Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass
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